Liverpool 0, PSG 2 (Agg 0-4) Match Recap: Here Lies Liverpool, They Never Scored

Reds: N/AParis St-Germain: Somesportswashingprick 73’, 90’

I simply hope this doesn’t go 120 minutes.

So after rolling out a 5-3-2 for the primary time all season final week (and getting stomped), we’re rolling out a 4-4-2 for the primary time this season. COOL.

And a few asshole PSG followers made a commotion throughout the second of silence for the commemoration of the Hillsborough catastrophe. OK, now I’m able to twat these pricks.

The primary quarter of an hour goes by pretty uneventfully, although the sport is being performed at a frenetic tempo. Liverpool, clearly, are attempting to make a hash of issues, and PSG are attempting to kill the competition. Whereas neither have created a lot in these early phases, PSG look far likelier to attain (no shock there).

Welp, Hugo Ekitike went down in a heap with none contact, grabbing his ankle. Appears to be like dangerous. In all probability his Achilles. And he’s being stretchered off. Salah comes on for him. In all probability not how Salah wished to return on for what is going to doubtless be his final European night time at Anfield.

Salah practically will get an help as quickly as he comes on, but it surely results in a objective line scramble that’s by some means not bundled over the road. COME ON FOOTBALL GODS, GIVE US SOMETHING. Pricks.

The half ends 0-0. In contrast to the primary match, Liverpool aren’t getting utterly run over by PSG. That mentioned, they’re doing little to really overturn the deficit from the primary match, however I assume child steps or one thing.

Gakpo and Gomez come on to begin the second half for Isak and Frimpong. May as effectively plant the white flag on the middle circle when you’re at it. However:

Effectively, Liverpool have began this half on prime, and practically created a breakthrough from a Kerkez backpost run. Please make me eat my phrases for as soon as this season, you pricks.

ALEXIS MAC ALLISTER WINS A PENALTY FOR LIVERPOOL FOR REAL FOR REAL.

Wait? What the precise fuck?! VAR overturned what seemed to be a stonewall penalty. Mac Allister simply obtained barged over within the field, after which he decides to not give it?! And in the event you actually wish to ship your conspiracy mind into overdrive, they didn’t present the VAR replay that the ref was watching.

Then Joe Gomez goes off for Rio. And. What? What’s even taking place?

Ah, after an unbelievable 30 or so minutes from The Reds, PSG rating utterly in opposition to the run of play. What a sucker punch.

Anfield beginning to filter because the minutes tick down. The Anfield leaving early throughout a European knockout. Sickening. Not blaming the followers, by the way in which.

And the followers who left early had been rewarded by not seeing PSG rating a second in stoppage time.

When you play 25 minutes of fine soccer out of 180, that is what occurs. Plus, you understand, it will’ve been good to have scored a objective or two throughout these 25 good minutes. At the very least Hugo is out for the remainder of the season. Wait. That’s additionally dangerous. Hmm. Effectively, I assume this was only a shit night time throughout.