Rain and other stuff | Arseblog … an Arsenal blog

Morning.

It’s day 143 of the rains. Though barely a month of the brand new 12 months has handed, it has been raining in Eire for nearly 17 weeks in 2026. Not less than that’s the way it feels. I can’t bear in mind the final time the solar got here out. 50 shades of gray is now not some type of smutty e book, however the actuality through which we exist. If this retains up, there will likely be new shades  that even a elaborate paint store hasn’t give you but. Not your Dulux or Crown or any of that nonsense, however the ones who name themselves one thing like ‘Garter and Farthing’ or one thing like that.

“If sir is seeking to discover a paint for his sitting room that matches the sky exterior, might I counsel ‘Profound Stone’, ‘Incessant Ash’, or ‘Furious charcoal’? Maybe if you happen to’re feeling actually daring, you would possibly contemplate a brand new vary, impressed by the Irish winter of 2026, ‘Dublin Lead’, or a brand new favorite ‘Murderous Obsidian’.”

I’m wanting ahead to some fool YouTube channel from some twat who helps one other twat group discovering a strategy to make this Mikel Arteta’s fault as a result of Arsenal rating too many targets from set-pieces or one thing. I settle for there’s nothing I can do in regards to the climate, past upping sticks and shifting to a different nation the place it’s not as crap, however that looks like an terrible lot of trouble.

I’ve moved home sufficient in my life, and I’ve sworn by no means to do it once more except I win a billion kilos and will pay anyone to do all of it for me. Like all of it. I simply want to show up on the new gaff and it’s all able to my precise specs. Nonetheless, there’s as a lot likelihood of that occuring as Marc Guehi taking part in within the Carabao Cup ultimate. So, I’ll endure the rains and in some unspecified time in the future it has to cease. It has to cease, proper? Proper?!

Later as we speak, we’ll hear from Mikel Arteta forward of our sport in opposition to Sunderland tomorrow. There was no signal of Bukayo Saka, Martin Odegaard or Jurrien Timber in coaching yesterday, so we’ll await no matter type of replace he’s minded to present us with regards these three, however suffice to say we’ve got choices for all of them ought to they not be concerned.

I’m gonna guess that one of many questions he’s requested as we speak is about Liam Rosenior’s response to the Arsenal warm-up the opposite night time. The Chelsea head coach was ‘caught’ on digital camera expressing his displeasure at what he thought of some encroachment into their half of the pitch, and subsequently defined his considering in a press convention. I imply, that is full storm in a teacup stuff (oh god, it’s even raining within the crockery now!), however within the absence of something apart from Arsenal being superb, I’m positive this can come up. Particularly as, if anybody has ever watched a warm-up, they’ll be aware that midway isn’t some type of Berlin wall checkpoint, and that gamers/coaches on either side ceaselessly function both aspect with out anybody making a giant deal out of it.

In the event you had been an individual maybe a bit predisposed to cynicism, you would possibly take a look at the very fact Rosenior knew the cameras had been there and, quite than ask a member of his personal employees to have a quiet phrase, or just ignore it, he did it such a manner that it will change into a really public factor. Am I that type of particular person? Possibly the rain is driving me to it, however he does appear to be the type of man who would dangle an enormous portrait of himself in his rest room (though not a portrait of his first contact the opposite night time), and cite Brendan Rogers as an inspiration. If it does come up, anticipate Arteta to play it with a really straight bat as all the time, and we’ll deliver you all of the precise tales on Arseblog Information later.

For a bit of additional studying this morning, right here’s Tim on the ‘nervousness’ of this season, and the title race. I’ve to say, some of the attention-grabbing features of all of it’s the truth that it wasn’t way back that that is precisely what we needed. In the event you bemoan an absence of high quality or an absence of ambition that sees your group fall beneath the excessive requirements you anticipate, then the stresses that we’re experiencing now are a direct consequence of being good once more. Isn’t it higher to have one thing to play for than not?

I believe it’s. You’ll be able to’t have good with out evil. There is no such thing as a gentle with out darkness. There is no such thing as a dry with out moist. There is no such thing as a sunshine with out rain. That’s a lie. There is no such thing as a sunshine. There’s solely rain. Limitless, unending, continuous, depressing rain. Rain rain rain rain rain.

Argh.

I’m off to color my kitchen ‘Demonic Slate‘. Be a part of us later for a Sunderland preview podcast on Patreon, for now, have a terrific Friday!