Galán and the disarmed army of Catalonia

“Miguel, what do you need to be older?” Requested Aunt Carlota to little Miguel, who at seven years previous already transacted within the college his half of Mortadela by Iberian ham and a few bites to a donut of international chocolate. He all the time went to the patio nook the place the ladies had been grouped to speak about their issues, I knew they by no means completed their meals.

“I need to be vital, Aunt.

“What’s you prepared, Miguelito.” You’ll go far in the event you make good choices. You research, son.

However Miguel didn’t determine to essentially research till quarantine. Late graduate in regulation, is introduced as an skilled (!) In sports activities regulation and presides over a personal firm, with pretensions of institutional group, known as Cenafe, which affords coaching programs for future soccer coaches. Judging by the point that Miguel dedicates to X, to place complaints (he’s nicknamed “Querellator” and plainly he doesn’t dislike the nickname), to attend interviews and take part in radio and tv applications, he will need to have a really skilled administration group directing Cenafe that enables him to free himself from his tasks as president.

I’ve all the time made me hassle with the names of the fees. Florentino is a president. I block him. He hits him. You noticed it. Pedro Sánchez is president of Spain however solely Secretary Basic of the PSOE. Secretary. Basic. Contradictory. Confused. In my most tender skilled childhood I nearly accessed a place known as “Undertaking Chief”, which all the time appeared to me little. On one event I noticed within the subway a printing playing cards, I positioned the corporate’s emblem, my title and the title “Undertaking Emperor”, which appeared rather more applicable and sounded actually good. I distributed some.

Sure, Miguel Galán is Cenafe president. Nobody is aware of effectively what Cenafe, nor how a lot bill, nor the staff he has (lower than 25), however plainly he teaches individuals who need to be soccer coaches in Madrid, Valencia, Barcelona … and has enlargement plans in China (it isn’t a joke, figuring out that Miguel acknowledges having caught some euros of Thebes, every thing appears potential to me)

Judging by the point that Miguel dedicates to X, to place complaints, to attend interviews and take part in applications, he will need to have a really skilled administration group directing Cenafe that enables him to free himself from his tasks as president

The dinofe web site is already. A 2025 internet design fellow would do one thing rather more enticing, however it’s true that it accommodates a whole lot of data, amongst it, that Cenafe can subject coach titles acknowledged by the RFEF and the CSD, tremendously respectable establishments, as is understood. It’s talked about that some titles are equal to a UEFA license, stated by themselves, not for UEFA.

Miguel Galán has by no means positioned himself as a follower of any group. Very uncommon phenomenon for somebody so concerned in soccer. It’s true that when complaining doesn’t distinguish tires of Trojans: there was firewood for everybody, nevertheless it has a hyperlink on its web page that takes you to a web based Nike product retailer, provider of that membership that you simply communicate to me. We now have began.

There are just a few logos within the foot of the web page, that are normally added as industrial references: that of the Group of Madrid, that of the Generalitat, Barcelona Metropolis Council … Pussy! Ericsports! What sounds to me Ericsports?

ERICSports relies in Barcelona, ​​its shareholders are usually not identified, nevertheless it has a coaching administration software program that use Barcelona and Manchester Metropolis … It additionally has video games of video games of matches and storage of sports activities movies in Cloud, wasn’t it the corporate of which it was stated that the audios of the VAR to Gerard Romero had leaked? It simply cannot be. Let’s examine … Participated by one other firm known as 1D3A, additionally technological, associated to the game that’s primarily based in … can’t be! In the identical portal as a rock of Barcelona and in entrance of the Palau Blaugrana! On the identical road because the Barça workplaces and 100 meters from the ruins of the Camp Nou, what a coincidence!

All the things is coincidences when one scratches just a little. By likelihood we uncover Negreira. If Barcelona had not tried to deduct the VAT of Negreira’s invoices, the Treasury would by no means have requested the proof of what they suspected that they had been fraudulent recommendation companies. All the things is coincidences: the shortage of efficiency of these of Flick with out bandages, the leap of Albert Soler from Barça to the CSD to make sure the prescription of the sports activities crime, the elimination of the Moral Code of the RFEF simply in time, the Pact of the SER with Barcelona to publish the information simply after the prescription … easy coincidences.

All the things is coincidences: the shortage of efficiency of these of Flick with out bandages, the leap of Albert Soler from Barça to the CSD to make sure the prescription of the sports activities crime, the elimination of the Moral Code of the RFEF simply in time, the pact of the SER with Barcelona to publish the information simply after the prescription … easy casualities

There has already been an excessive amount of discuss concerning the pseudo -legal arguments of Miguel Galán to the rescue of Barcelona over the past days. His confrontation with an actual lawyer, César Lage, on the YouTube channel of Ramón Álvarez de Mon, gave me embarrassment of others. I used to be not capable of watch the video of a pull. I needed to make breaks to relaxation from emotional shock. Galán is unable to persuade a highschool scholar. Doubt, hesitate, improvises, tangle, irritate … and lies. Most likely for cash, or for fame, or vainness; You need to be very culé and little or no literate to swallow a few of its pueriles and undocumented statements: that Barcelona is the sufferer of the Negreira case, which can by no means be confirmed that they purchased a celebration, that corruption can’t be demonstrated.

It isn’t disgrace. No modesty.

Nor does it have true authorized expertise, though it’s expressed in an approximate language to authorized jargon, which can sound technical for lay individuals, however insultingly empty and unnecessarily flowery for an actual lawyer.

Galán has joined this marketing campaign orchestrated by Barcelona in preparation of the season of citations on the judicial headquarters of these concerned within the Negreirato, which can run from September to the tip of the 12 months. Within the subsequent few days we are going to proceed to attend the synchronized present of the Plañideras Culés crying the useless and demanding justice with the uncalated jaws. They are going to all the time look in direction of the middle, the place there isn’t a seaside and the place the forces of the evil of the Spanish State dwell, embodied in our beloved membership.

Galán is unable to persuade a highschool scholar. You need to be very culé and little or no literate to swallow a few of its baby

Leo with astonishment the Albert Montagut column (one other soldier of the unarmed military of Catalonia) within the sports activities world, which is seen from Twitter as a pissed off cat (see that my ophthalmologist has informed me occasions that will not miss me since you would do in my eyes. I don’t be taught). A sort that has been a correspondent in Washington and New York, which has written tradition within the nation. Nevertheless, he can not (nor need) conceal his obsessive monomania of zombie culé licensed by AENOR, during which he builds his fantasy of a Actual Madrid as a dictatorial political instrument, very Spanish and intensely tyrannical, mirror picture of his Barcelona, ​​democratic, very Catalan and intensely oppressed. Dozens of articles with the identical rattan. Friday 5, scratching the delirium tremens. Pearls:

That Santiago Bernabéu Hgrite Negreira, Negreira appears hypocrisy to Montagut (in his disturbance there isn’t a arbitration stability of the final twenty years).

That “Actual Madrid has traditionally loved systematic arbitration favors.” It doesn’t say what precise time considers historic.

That (consideration, phrase heard from Galán a day earlier than) “will probably be troublesome to reveal that Barça has purchased a single referee.” No want, the total CTA was purchased.

That the hiring of Negreira meant (certain that Montagut is aware of it) to be a counterweight to the cta, with a novel headquarters in “Madrit” (I put it on it, however I’m listening to him …), and that this hiring was a “calculation error” (obscene recognition of the felony act).

Look, these persons are sick. We already knew. Accustomed to purchasing chocolate ice cream once they cry, they aren’t ready for an grownup, accountable, with out invented enemies or responsible imaginary of their very own crimes. There is just one approach to finish the present: cease the competitors till there may be justice or go to play a profitable world tour of friendlies and provides us all of the league matches for misplaced, resulting from abandonment, within the eyes of the world, whereas Spanish soccer implies. The remaining will probably be to relive the three delusional league days that we feature, as within the Invoice Murray film “Groundhog Day” (caught in time) during which the protagonist wakes up each morning to repeat the identical day of shit, because the moments offered by the Mugrant Liga Negreira each time the beginning whistle of a match sounds. Let’s do what we do, it all the time ends the identical.

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