DiMarzio: Vicario on Juventus list for summer GK transfer

Right here’s what DiMarzio says about Vicario, run by the Google Translation Machine:

On the listing for the door can be William Vicar of Tottenham, who the membership continues to price.

I might speak for a number of paragraphs about Vicario, the way it positive looks like he’s out the door after a reasonably underwhelming season capped by a late harm that simply perhaps put him behind Antonin Kinsky within the keeper pecking order, however we’ve heard all of that earlier than. DiMarzio says that Vicario is a secondary choice for Juventus as they seek for a brand new keeper, however their main goal is Emiliano “Dibu” Martinez, at present at Aston Villa. And that’s just about it!

So as an alternative let’s speak concerning the completely superb discovery I made once I ran this text by Google Translate — apparently “Guglielmo Vicario” interprets on to “William Vicar” in English, and I’m type of amazed I didn’t understand this earlier than! Right here at Carty Free Towers we latched on to “Googly Elmo” as a slight mispronunciation of Vicario’s first identify, and as is typical for us we bit on that like a canine with a bone.

However William Vicar? Holy crap! That has so many potentialities — Willy the Priest, Invoice Vic, Pastor Will — I’m a bit upset that he may be really out the door this summer time and I gained’t have sufficient time to truly maximize this revelation for clicks and views on the weblog dot com.

“William Vicar” is one of some soccer names which can be nice when run by the interpretation machine. Probably the most well-known one may be former Metropolis keeper Willy Caballero (“Invoice Knight”), however there’s additionally Vincenzo “Vinny Italy” Italiano, and Niccolo “Nicky Beans” Fagioli, plus lots others. Willy Vicar although stands out, and I’m so upset in myself that I solely now got here to this epiphany.

Alas. Anyway, Vicario may be offered.